¿What the hell are you doing, looking for a Master here on Discodus? Well, now I must definitely say it; something is deeply wrong with you. Worry not, I'm not here to judge. Actually, I'm here to save you from your misery: ¡I can only imagine what you had to bear here all alone with these neurotypicals! Brr, monkeys… That said, I'm the best dom you will ever find. ¿Why? Of course, because I have a bit of personality and more than 2 neurons. That isn't hard after all, when here's so full of pretenders and low-rank scammers. I know what you are thinking, „¿So you are only the best Dom ever?" Fuck, this is so ungrateful of you. I'm also the best being ever, and here the requirements are a lil higher, still not so much, ¡because mediocrity reigns everywhere! Oh, don't worry, I'm better by a great margin. ¿And what about you? Oh fuck, you are just a human; there's so much to improve about you. However, it seems that I have the useful ability to train you. I can, of course, give some sort of meaning to your life… Only if it becomes mine. ¿What do I ask in exchange? ¡Nothing! Feel free to join and worship Me as your only God.
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